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Bobcat football should consist of actual bobcats

Garrett Buss - Oct 29, 2017, 5:00 am

Illustration of the connection between watching more Garfield movies and stopping natural disasters

The key to stopping natural disasters? Garfield movies.

Garrett Buss - Oct 16, 2017, 5:00 am

Climate change? Unlikely, but Bigfoot? I’s seent it.

Jordan Pilkenton - Oct 9, 2017, 5:00 am

Indiana Jones negatively portrays Nazis

Jordan Pilkenton - Sep 28, 2017, 5:00 am

Pre-med major to Instagram star

Garrett Buss - Sep 21, 2017, 5:00 am

Illustration of a family waiting for their dog to get vaccinated

Keep your unvaccinated kids away from me and my puppies!

Jakob Rodriguez - Aug 4, 2017, 10:00 am

Illustration of different medicine bottles for "Joy," "Sad," and "Flash Dismal"

Depression—just get over it

May Olvera - Apr 5, 2017, 1:00 pm

Tomi Lahren is America’s newest sweetheart

Staff - Mar 3, 2017, 1:00 pm

Make America swole again

Jakob Rodriguez - Nov 3, 2016, 10:00 am

Climate change solution: get rid of humans

Jeffrey Bradshaw - Apr 21, 2016, 5:00 am

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Texas State student found dead in apartment

Elections, resignations and more at Student Government meeting

Faculty Senate discusses legislative funding and priorities

Social media and depression in millennials

Fulbright Scholar professor to teach languages in Indonesia

Bobcat football alum creates app for student athletes

Staying heart-healthy for American Heart Month

CAFE program hosts Financial Awareness Week for second year

Eating competitions cook up rewards

Student organizations come together to celebrate black history month

Texas State snaps losing streak against Arkansas

Men’s basketball looks toward tournament season

Sports life: Jakob tries out for an arena football league team

Bobcat basketball wins big on Danny Kaspar Night

Spavital fills staff and inks signees for 2019 campaign

Letter to the Editor: Float Fest does more harm than good to surrounding communities

Letter to the Editor: Texas State does educate on and address student medical needs

Name a black studies scholarship for Tafari

Don’t give hate speech an audience

Letter to the Editor: Socialism is not the solution to millennial issues

Lemme get 23 coffees please | Editors’ Note #02

New year, new #TXST | Editors’ Note #01

Photo gallery: Artists perform at the 2018 Float Fest

Students, activists join ACLU at #FamiliesBelongTogether rally

Photo gallery: Artists perform at the 2018 JMBLYA Music Festival

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Bobcat football should consist of actual bobcats

The key to stopping natural disasters? Garfield movies.

Climate change? Unlikely, but Bigfoot? I’s seent it.

Indiana Jones negatively portrays Nazis

Pre-med major to Instagram star

Keep your unvaccinated kids away from me and my puppies!

Depression—just get over it

Tomi Lahren is America’s newest sweetheart

Make America swole again

Climate change solution: get rid of humans